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Volume 22
ResNet Review is the Energy Newsletter for the Shalennial Generation
Hereβs our top Energy Headlines for September:
MOST LIBERAL STATE IN THE US SAYS WIND IS STILL NOT GREEN ENOUGH
The Biden administration on Friday canceled a planned auction of offshore wind development rights off the coast of Oregon after the state's governor said she did not support the sale.
Letβs not act surprised that the state liberal enough to fully decriminalize hard drugs has a governor who uses them while coming up with her energy policy.
Oregon Governor Tina Kotek sent a letter to BOEM Director Elizabeth Klein seeking a halt to offshore wind leasing off the Oregon coast. Kotek cited broad concerns from labor, fishing, conservation and renewable energy groups and said the state needed more time to complete an offshore wind "roadmap" process required by a state law passed earlier this year.
Yes, the same group fear-mongering climate change concerns for 20+ years telling us the earth will be ending soon if we donβt do somethingβ¦ needs more time to get their roadmap process down before doing something.
"I remain convinced that offshore wind holds exciting promise to be part of our nationβs clean energy future, but in Oregon, actions of significance must be done the Oregon way," Kotek said in the letter.
When asked if by βThe Oregon Wayβ she meant continuing passing legislation that incentivizes hard drug use as a means to distract citizens from the trainwreck of an operation their government is running, Kotek replied βyes, the oregon way, thatβs what I said.β
Best of EFT
π¨ BREAKING π¨
One World Petroleum has purchased all of P Diddys estimated 50.8 billion bbls of oil. #EFT
β De La Rosa (@Tejanobrown)
3:06 PM β’ Sep 25, 2024
Me: What do you do for a living?
Girl on Bumble: I do excel for an oil company.
I initially winced at how dumb the answer was and then later realized that I was just mad that she could so accurately describe so much of my career in so few words.
β Kermit Andrews (@cvrdnoil)
8:42 PM β’ Sep 19, 2024
Coterra's infill development of their remaining Marcellus wells is too ridiculous to not share.
Attached pic compares $EQT in Southwest PA vs. $CTRA in Northeast PA for all wells brought online since Jan 2023.
$CTRA is currently running zero rigs.
β NextWave EFT (@NextWaveEFT)
6:22 PM β’ Sep 16, 2024
Them - so whatβs it like working in the oilfield?
Me - β¦
β De La Rosa (@Tejanobrown)
7:26 PM β’ Sep 21, 2024
Mineral bros when they find out where the widow in Florida owns mineralsβ¦
β Aubrey___K (@Aubrey___K)
8:20 PM β’ Sep 2, 2024
Porosity π π»
β EFTWife (@EFTwife)
8:10 PM β’ Sep 5, 2024
AI Generated Image for the Well Name of the Month Goes Toβ¦
Well Name: | Fall 7 |
API: | 4241534257 |
Location: | Scurry County, TX |
Operator: | Oxy |
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